parkplace's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Tis The Season To Be Hollie This is my first official entry in my diary. So I guess you wan't to know a little about me... I chose Park Place as a name because my real name is Parker. And if you recall, Park Place is the second best piece of land you could own in the famous board game Monopoly. Ironically, since i'm Park Place, and it's the second best piece of land, Ben, my best friend (read about him in my profile if you want to learn more about this MoFo) would be Boardwalk, the BEST PIECE OF LAND YOU COULD OWN IN MONOPOLY. Since, after painstakingly realizing that whatever I do, have, will have, think, write, or look, will ALWAYS be less then Ben, I have created the B.T.P. Law. The B.T.P Law (Better Then Parker) is stated simply as an inequality: P < B when P=Parker and B=Ben If you still don't understand this concept, either you are "special", or you are just truly stupid. You could be both. And quite frankly I don't care. At all. Whatsoever. No...really I dont. I'm sorry...maybe it's just me. Anyhoo. Back to my social life. Oh no wait...I have no social life. No just kidding. But my social life is, apparently, not very stimulating. I have my best budds. I also have my girlfriend Hollie, which makes me very very happy just thinking about her. It also makes me- well, I dont think your virgin eyes sould see what I was going to write. No but seriosly, I Love Hollie. December ninth is our one month anniversary. Sadly, the last time I saw her was when I asked her out...on November ninth. I didn't really know her, and I still kind of don't. But all I know is that I have never felt the same way about a girl as I do with Hollie. And yesterday was the day when I really realized that I love her. Look at this convo Hollie and I had online yesterday: Hollie: hey Parker: OMFG I MISS YOU SO MUCH Hollie: do you Parker: I wanted to see you and hook up and everything but I WAS WAY TO COOLD TO GET TO CHUCKS Hollie: where are you? Parker: AT benjamin Hollie: 's house, i presume? Parker: yeh Hollie: super Parker: whats your number i dont have it in hand- i have it stored in my telephone Parker: what is it? Hollie: my moms talking to my grandma rite now Parker: fine brb im m getting a drink Hollie: k sorry? Parker: Seriosly you dont have to say sorry Parker: you know i love you Hollie: do i? Parker: yeah you do Parker: im not trying to be mean at all Hollie: i dont want you to say that unless you really mean it Parker: okay then Parker: i love you Hollie: how do you know Hollie: i wont like hold anything against you... i just want you to be completely honest with yourself, and me, when you say that Parker: i know holly Parker: i TOTALLY UNDERTSAND WHAT YOUR SAYING Hollie: good Hollie: dont say something you will regret later, something you dont really mean Parker: well i have alot of feeling for you Parker: yeah Hollie: good Parker: holly Hollie: yes? Parker: i really want to be commiterd into this Hollie: good Parker: i really want to be committed into this* Hollie: me 2 Hollie: yah i got it lol Parker: i realy like you Parker: like REALLY Hollie: if you really do, it'll b the first time anyone has Parker: good Hollie: p.s. im listening to ska, please forgive me Parker: lol Hollie: am i forgiven? Parker: ok hollie listen Parker: yep Parker: listen Parker: this is gunna sound corny Parker: so be prepared Hollie: k lol Hollie: i think im ready Hollie: yup... still ready... whenever you are Parker: I dont know why but I feel somthing i have never felt ever when i think about you. I have never felt it with ANYONE i liked. not even JANE and I obbssed about her. With you, I just have this feeling. This just reasurence, this emotion that I feel towards you. I dunno, but I REALLY WANT TO KNOW YOU BETTER Hollie: likewise XParkPlaceX: r u serious xK1sSxMExDeAdLYx: yes Hollie: excpet i never obsessed about JANE Hollie: sorry Parker: because I really dont want to give to much of my life to somone who dosen't want to sacrifice the same Parker: lmao Hollie: now you are laughing at me XParkPlaceX: no im not at all Hollie: k good Parker: im laughing at the jane thing Parker: i told it to ben and he pissed himslef Hollie: gooood Hollie: good Parker: no but listen Hollie: i hope he did Hollie: im all ears Hollie: (eyes) Parker: i want this to be good Hollie: me 2 Parker: I dont regret it Hollie: but i hafta run cuz my mom is yelling Parker: oh.....okay Parker: call me Hollie: shes going to pull out the whip soon Parker: PLEASE Parker: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU Parker: TELL ME YOUR NUMBER Hollie: id stay if i could but shes going to start floggin me Hollie: i really cant talk u have no idea how much i wanna, really Parker: HURRY Parker: NO Hollie: but shes making me go 2 bed Parker: HOLLY Parker: NO Hollie: (nazi bitch whore) Parker: LOL Parker: im wicked sad now Parker: nj Hollie: ill talk to you as soon as possible Hollie: I LOVE YOU Hollie signed off at 10:40:53 PM. Now, i don't understand why you'd still be reading this unless you honestly think my life is interesting, im which I histarictly laugh at the thought. Well, if you are, I just want to note that Hollie said to not say I love you if you don't mean it. Then The last thing Hollie said was I Love You...wait...no it was more like I LOVE YOU. That makes me feal good inside. 1:01 p.m. - 11-30-02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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