parkplace's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We Wish You A Merry Drug Holiday Listening To: Eleven To Your Seven by Hey Mercedes Information packet on my medication Aderal XR: USES: This combination medication is used to tread Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD). OTHER USES: This drug may also be used for wieght loss, sleep disorders (a.g., narcolepsy), and depression. HOW TO USE: Take this medication by mouth usually dialy, first thing in the morning; or as directed by your doctor. Taking this medication later in the day may cause trouble sleeping (insomnia). When used for an extended period, this medication may not work as well and may require different dosing. Talk to your doctor if the medication stops working well. Your doctor may reccomend "drug holidays" where your medication is stopped temporarily and behavior is re-evaluated. SIDE AFFECTS: Trouble sleeping, nausea, diarhea, upset stomach, dizziness, headache, nervousness, loss of appetite, or wieght loss may occur. MISSED DOSE: If you miss a dose, use it as soon as you remember in the morning hours. If it is in the afternoon or near the time of the next dose, skip the missed dose and resume your usual dosing schedule. Do not double dose to catch up. WHAT WE ARE REALLY TRYING TO SAY: Parker, you have ADHD and you need capsules of shit to get you through the day without looking like a fucking fool! So your doctor has tricked you, saying these pills are for ADD. Your father tricked you also! Oh, and for an added bonus, we have made one half of the capsule clear so you can see every single tiny ball that is in the capsule. Those balls help you. I know that you love having ADD. Enjoy! 2:25 p.m. - 06-25-03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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