parkplace's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OPEN WIDE! Listening To: Failure by Design by Brand New I had the worst fucking dentist appointment ever! I had to wake up at 10:00 to go to my dentist, who was going to seal my teeth. I didn't know exactly what that ment when I arrived at the dentists office, so I asked my dentist what the proceedure is. She explained it like it was nothing. All I had to do was keep my mouth open for about three minutes while this comtraption sucks all of my saliva out of my mouth. Then she puts this blue shit on my molar, waits 45 seconds. Then she gets this mini vacuum type thing and sucks the blue shit off, while spraying gallons of water into my mouth, eventually spraying out of my mouth and onto me and my face and the huge light that is blinding me. Once the blue crap is sucked up, she applies this white stuff onto my molar, which taste so fucking amazing I can't even tell you. After you apply the white stuff, you basically feel like you have just eaten a cheese burger with a side order of crushed concrete. Wait for one minute for the white stuff to finish drying and then I am able to close my mouth and rinse it with mouthwash. And in this whole procedure, I am excpected to not choke on my own saliva. AND GUESS HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO DO THIS WONDERFUL OPERATION! Four times! For every 12-year-old molar that has grown in! Oh no, but there is more! My top-right molar decided to be a fucking bitch and, knowing how much I hate this whole sealing thing, the molar chose to not have the white stuff stay on it! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! WE GOTTA DO THE PROCESS AGIAN!! HAHAH FUN! NO I LIKE IT! I REALLY LIKE IT! "Oh, no, wait, did the white stuff not stick onto your molar AGAIN! Shoot, gotta do it AGAIN. This would be the sixth time were gunna do this alrighty Parker? Get ready! Haha isn't this fun Parker. I love being your dentist!" Yeah, and the white stuff fell off agian. Luckily, I guess the dentist got tired of touching my mouth or somthing, 'cause she basically gave up, telling me that we would seal that tooth the next time I come, which is in September. So, basically what I got out of that dentist appointment was three protected teeth, one unprotected fucking asshole tooth, breath that smells like a cross between a fat womans ass and an arabian camel, and a t-shirt that has been drenched in water and saliva. And they didn't even give me a mother fucking sticker! How am I supposed to be happy without a sticker with a pink dinosaur saying "GOOOOOOD JOOOOOOOBBBB!"... 2:05 p.m. - 08-04-03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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