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Ode To Julia

Listening To: The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot by Brand New

Ode To Julia

Julia Callahan
I don't know when our friendship began
Your the bestest friend anyone could get
Don't you dare forget
This Ode is purposly cheesy
I hope you don't get allergies, 'cause you'll get weezy
Your sweet 16 today
If you were a dog I'd name you Jose
You will be flowered with gifts
I hope you don't fall off of a cliff
Today is 9 months after your parents made woopie
You were the fastest sperm (i'd think you'd agree)
And you poped out of that vagina April 25
Your face was as green as a granny smith [apple- dont add that apple part]
I love your new haircut. It makes you look fresh
The only problem is that you have light flesh
Oh no, I didn't mean to say that
Your as hot as a naked mole rat
FUCK PARKER! DAMMIT NOT COOL
JULIA, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE CRUEL
If you were a patty, i'd flip you with my spatula



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Ummmmm, nothing rhymes with spatula at all. Nothing. Not even Dracula. Dammit, I gotta end this poem then. Well, just wanna wish my best friend JULIA the bestest, most greatest and beatifulist birthday ever in the existant of your life. Love you Julia and you are sucha wonderufl person and I am priviledged to have such a wonderful and a amzing person as you in my life. Happy Birthday Juliagulia. Happy Birthday.

2:33 p.m. - 04-25-04

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