parkplace's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm Gunna Uber MCAS Uber Badly Listening To: Nothing Just finished MCAS. Oh my mother FUCKING GOD I HATED IT! Okay, well. I screwed up even before the test started: in the place where you put your first name, I wrote my last name! And guess what I put in the last name area! My first name! And then I bubbled in the letters. As I was spacing out and thinking that my last name makes a question mark in the bubble area when I realized that I got the answer wrong when the test didn't even start! Then I had to rad about how sombody moved this fucking lighthouse like 5 feet. ARE YOU SERIOUS! I DON'T WANNA READ ABOUT MOVING A LIGHTHOUSE! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO READ ABOUT MOVING SOMTHING! SO I READ ABOUT MOVING A LIGHTHOUSE! I READ ABOUT MOVING A FUCKING LIGHTHOUSE! And the best part was the last story. It was a wonderful and tear-jerking excerpt from a biography of a man named GILL! He rock climbs! AND HE IS A MATHEMATITION! OH MY LORD KILL ME NOW! THE ESSAY QUESTION ASKED ME HOW THIS FUCKING WIERDO COMPARES AND CONTRASTS HIS LOVE FOR "BOULDERING" TO HIS LOVE WITH "MATH!" I MOTHER FUCKING KID YOU NOT! HOW AM I GOING TO COMPARE ROCK CLIMBING TO MATH!? HIS NAME IS GILL. HE HAS PET BUNNIES! I ABSOLUTLY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU GILL! IM SORRY YOUR PARENTS CALLED YOU A PART OF A FISH AND THAT YUR PROBABLY STERILE AND COMPLETLY DIGUSTING! BETTER LUCK NEXT LIFE BUDDY!! MCAS really stands for Madame Cunt Ass-Rapes Snakes. Or Matts Cock Always Shrinks! UBER COOL! UBER FUCKING COOL! 12:42 p.m. - 05-18-04 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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