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Scissors Also Double As A Lock Picking Device. Have Fun!

Listening To: Any indication of my father creeping up the stairs and finding me on the computer.

Well, I just couldn't resist. I am addicted to the internet. Since my brother shop-lifted about a week ago, my father figured out a fool-proof plan to keep my brother off of the internet.

At first I was skeptical. But when he meant fool-proof he really meant fool-proof.

Okay well, it all starts out with a small tan metal box with a built-in lock. Once opened, my dad cut a semi circle along the side of the body of the metal tin. He then unplugged the internet wire and placed it ontop of the incision and closed the lit, trapping the plastic part inside the box. Then he locks it and giggles like a little girl scout because he knows he has finally fooled us.

But oooohhhh how wrong is he.

All I need in order to get my internet back is a pair of scissors. All I have to do is shove the tip of the scissors inbetween the lid and the body of the tin box and then push up, popping the box open and probably ruining the lock in the process.

A small price to pay for such a rewarding resource. And by the way, I am not grounded at all; it's all my brother. So, it's not like i'm the badass around here. Well, if I put it that way, I did just fool my dads "fool-proof" plan.

I am a bad-ass aren't I?

Well, today was very, very, very stressfull. Is it just me or does everyone fucking think I am annoying? It's probably just me because about 90% it is, but right now, I just don't know.

Kendra and Mike gave me quite a suprise today went they came to my house. So, I showed Kendra my house, and showed her my ocean view omy room posesses. I am suprised at Mike. I think were actually good friends right now, a feet never accomplished until now. It feels good knowing now that we actually are frineds and shit. I was still skeptical as to if he thought I was still an annoying bastard. I guess he doiesn't anymore...hopefully.

Anyway, I created another template; this one being my favorite in the whole fucking world. It's titled 12:54 A.M. and you can find it here http://www.freewebs.com/staticdesigns/1254.html. It's my best template as of now and if anyone wants it, just sign the guestbook stating that you took it and then use it all you want.

Well, I am really fucking tired right now. I am going to stare out my window for awile, probably not fall asleep until 2:00 a.m. and wake up and hour late for school.

Can you spell fun?

11:30 p.m. - 05-19-03

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