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Rub A Dub-Dub, I Died In The Tub

Listening To: Wearing Thin by Further Seems Forever

I am grounded from the computer because my father found me on the computer at 4:00 in the morning. I don't understand why I should be ground because I was up that late on the computer? Oh I just don't care. Tomorrow will be my last day off of the computer so I'll just go to a friends house by then. After the "surfing", which was more like standing in the -284� water and watch Stacey complain about how there is no waves. I was thinking in my head when she first said that we would be going to a Swampscott beach "Swampscott doesn't even have waves all togather, never mind surfable waves." It was a huge waste of time.

Anyhoo, I went home after that and decided to take a hot bath.

I fell asleep in the tub for about five minutes and then got up way too fast and I completly passed out and fell into the water and basically drowned.

I drowned in my own fucking tub.

I woke up and I gasped for air, gulping about 3 cup of bath water. Drowing is my worst fear and I panicked. I got out of the tub and noticed that I had water in one of my ears, so I tried to shake it out...

and the fucking water didn't come out of my ear.

I grabbed a bunch of q-tips and shoved them in my ear, eventually making my ear bleed and I probably pushed to water more into my ear. I rushed down to my father, yelling for help (I was yelling by accident becasue I can hardly hear myself). Since I "yelled at him" he refused to help me, telling me that I need to be way more kind to him in order for any kind of help. I tried to explain that it was an accident, yelling even more at him accidentally. He got angry so I just stompped away, fucking pissed at my dad for refusing to listen to my side of the story (he didn't let me tell him that my ear was clogged with a gallon of water).

After an hour of poking my ear, the water still didn't buge. I gave up at around ten, primarally because Road Rules: South Pacific was on. So for about two hours I leaned my head to the right until I wanted to go to sleep. I fell asleep, woke up and the FUCKING WATER WAS STILL IN MY EAR!! Not only that but I had the stiffest neck in the whole fricken world!!

My dad was at the store by the time I woke up, which was noon, so I called him, basically whispering for help to him, he said "Have you learned your lesson now."

I paused and said this with a clear, sharp tone so he can truely understand was I was saying to him:
"I have more water in my ear then niagra falls and it has been there since last night. If you don't help me get it out I will shove a hose down your ear until water is spraying out of your eye sockets. Please help now before I turn on the hose and run down to your store. I don't think your rugs would like to get wet."

I was scared that I said too much and that I will be grounded. A long pause happened then I heard my dad shit himself. He was laughing so hard that it took him about five munites to regroup himself. He then told me that the wax removal drops are in the medicine cabinet.

THERE WAS A MEDICINE FOR MY PROBLEM AND I HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT!

I calmy ploded to the medicine cabnit, twiching every now and then from my stupdity. I drop some liquid in my ear, let it stay there for about five minutes and I felt every single last drop of water flow from my ear.

I then frolicked from room to room yelling "I'M FREE, I'M FREE!"

But this time, I knew that I was yelling.

3:58 p.m. - 07-08-03

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